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Ray Gun Collection
Project type
Ray Guns
Date
March 2012 - Present
Ray Guns are a popular and cost effective way to own something truly unique. Heres a collection of some of my creations. They are all commissions or sold. Get in touch if you would like a unique ray gun.
Trenchman 6000 Ray Gun Rifle
The Trenchman 6000 was made for use in the trenches of WWI, unfortunately there was a severe shortage of Uranium Chloride Blestinol during that period so it was not possible to power this glorious weapon. Hence it is now an ornament of fictional proportions!
Flyken Tommy Gun Ray Gun Rifle
The Flyken Tommy Gun was created as a result of a conversation with intergalactic Mafia boss ‘Fat Tommy’ in a bar on planet Prohibtious. I was somewhat nervous when this universally recognized bad guy approached me, all I heard were the words ‘Tommy Gun’. Fearing for my life I went and created a Tommy Gun. On my return to the bar it eventuated that Fat Tommy had only wanted to know where I got my jacket and had introduced himself by his full name, Tommy Gun. But due to the bewildered look on my face Fat Tommy assumed I wasn’t quite right and decided not to continue the conversation. The word ‘flyken’ is used on the planet Prohibitious in sentences like “You flyken idiot”. So now I own a Flyken Tommy Gun, created for no flyken reason by a flyken idiot who should have flyken listened instead of being such a flyken scaredy cat.
Cupids New Bow Ray Gun Rifle
This was ordered by Cupids Mother as she felt he was old enough to move on from the bow, but he was a naughty little cherub and she shelved the order.
Fisholator 500 Ray Gun Rifle
This submariner ray gun was designed for the elite forces of Atlantis. They requested a design that was light, easily maneuverable, powerful and durable. I managed to make it all of those things, except I forgot to make it waterproof! Needless to say they did not purchase any. So this is the only underwater (leaky) ray gun in existence!
Zepard Igniter Ray Gun
The Zepard Igniter was requested by Leon Vuitton a rogue time traveler who was obsessed with righting the wrongs of fashion throughout history. This weapon was able to change color and style of clothing with a single zap. Unfortunately Mr Vuitton was very upset when he saw it and stated, "I can tell you that at no time in history or the future did spots and stripes go together"! So, he didn't buy it.
Scattler Futura Ray Gun Rifle
This piece has been assembled using copper piping, light fittings, plumbing parts, brass clock parts, brass vase, gas fittings and more...
Arab Camel Rifle Ray Gun
This was designed and made for a very wealthy Arab. However, when he saw it he felt it looked like it was made by Dr Seuss and refused to pay for it.
Zalcronator Ray Gun
The Zalcronator Ray Gun was inspired by classic sci-fi movie ray guns. It visually suggests the possibility of power being generated in the bulbous main section and being compressed and increasing power as it feeds down the reduces to explode with ridiculous force out the end.
Assemblage:
Kettle, pressure gauge, knobs, light fittings, tea pot, electric motor parts and more...
Assemblage:
Kettle, pressure gauge, knobs, light fittings, tea pot, electric motor parts and more...
Sprinter Cell Ray Gun
The Sprinter Cell is inspired by the Splinter Cell series about a covert lone wolf operative with an arsenal of high tech gadgets at his disposal.
Sinistron Electrifyer Ray Gun
The Sinistron Electrifyer was made for the Sinistron tribe form Electonia. The Electonians create large electric voltage in their bodies when they get over excited. The neighbouring Gigligoons from Jokinestra keep invading Electronia and exciting the Sinistrons, causing them to become ehausted and unable to defend their planet. I created the Sinistron Electrifyer to help them protect their planet. However, this glorious weapon got them so excited with its stunning green and chrome that they electrified more than ever!
Roadrunner 500 Ray Gun
The Roadrunner 500 was of course commissioned by Roadrunner himself to help destroy Coyote. He said he has been avoiding Coyote's attempts to kill him for 67 years now and he is exhausted and just wants him "taken care of". So I built this formidable Coyote destruction ray from some old Acme plans I found. True to Acme weapons though it was not very reliable and seemed to fire several seconds after pulling the trigger. Hence Roadrunner brought it back to me and said he didn't think it was worth the $1million USD he paid for it.
Pimpulsa 7 Ray Gun
The Pimpulsa 7 was my first attempt at developing a medical device. It was designed and intended to clear up a wide range of medical issues from pimply skin right down to removing stomach ulcers. Unfortunately it obliterated the spleen, liver and heart as well. Luckily the first trials were conducted on planet Anarchium, where of course there are no laws or legislation around medical procedures. The nurse who carried out the testing, Miss Adventure, said she didn't think it was a goer!
Ravion 5 Ray Gun
The Ravion 5 has been assembled from Scooter parts, engine casing, toast rack, cheese grater, lamp, water balloon fillers, light fittings, hosing, iron base, bowl and more. This weapon has all the grime and wear and tear of the donor pieces to make it look authentic.
Pupae Pulseta Ray Gun
This very shiny weapon is in the middle stages of metamorphosis. Having gone through the stage of being a New York teapot, I found it hanging in its current form under my coffee table. Not sure what it will be when it hatches. No guarantees , but I suspect it will be an intergalactic boiler of stella proportions?
Saturn 6 Ray Gun
The Saturn 6 was inspired by classic sic-fi movies of the 50's and 60's. Simple in both form and function and resembling a spaceship of the same era.
Methven Mistamizer Ray Gun
This sleek silver beauty was the property of a tap ware mogul. Made with several settings including pulse, satin and steady stream it was a bit weak and deemed to be better at body massage than personal protection.
Memzapilla Ray Gun
The Memzapilla can vaporize the memory of anything you point it at, including memory foam! I know that because I wrote it down before I accidentally shot myself with it. Now that is all I know about anything, I think? Ummm...
Galacton Guilt Warper Ray Gun
The Galacton Warper is capable of extreme destruction. It can warp space and time to terminate its target. Created for the Galactacon Federation of Platenthia, it was intended to eliminate threats of a serious and imminent nature. However, I took Tuesday off to go to the movies and missed the deadline of the imminent danger facing the Platenthians. As a result the planet was invaded and seized by the Crototants from Treblethum. I now feel a bit guilty for going to the movies instead of finishing this weapon. Especially as I went to see 'Days End'!!
Gotham Defender Ray Gun
This was the standard issue of the Gotham Defenders until it and they, were replaced by a Batman. Thats a whole other story that has had its ups and downs...
Crispinion Fryer Ray Gun
The Crispinion Fryer is an incredibly powerful weapon. Not only does it carbonize anything you point it at, It chops, dices and slices, but wait there's more, it also makes sure every atom is crispy to the bite just the way you like it. Please note: This device only works on planet Liarlam due to atmospheric conditions between there and Earth. So if you are purchasing it here on Earth, its just a pile of scrap screwed together.
Fizzappa Ray Gun
The Fizzappa is an electrically charged ray gun offering over 12 billion volts of power. The project was shelved after Navy Seals discovered it was not wise to use it with wet hands.
Flash Borgan P6 Ray Gun
No story. Straight to bed!
From The Royal Armory Ray Gun
Made for the King of Goldania this glorious weapon fired pure gold laced rays. Unfortunately every missed shot plated what ever it hit with gold. This made Goldania's enemy's very wealthy, they then purchased his kingdom.
Curly Whirler Ray Gun
The Curly Whirler is an uncontrollable ran gun that emits 14,000 eplicatazles in 16 directions with one pull of the trigger. More like a C130 flare defence system than a sniper rifle in accuracy, but fantastic for fireworks parties!
22 Comet 3 Destroyer
Atomizer FX Ray Gun
Martian madness pretty much explains this one! Built for a tiny little green guy from the outer reaches of space, it was made to be compact, powerful and accurate. However, our little green friend had a serious dose of short martian syndrome and was arrested in Spacose Bar on Glendorlin Calbrata for disorderly behavior. The ray gun was returned to me by the authorities.
Blastatron 450 Ray Gun
The Blastatron 450 has been assembled from a bench mounted wine corker, bicycle parts, light fittings, heat gun parts, hosing, fire extinguisher mount, water pump parts and much more.
Tesla Ray Gun
The Tesla Ray was inspired by Nikola Tesla and his amazing work with electricity, particularly the Tesla Coil and its arc jumping beauty.
Aladdin's Wish Reverser Ray Gun
Aladdin requested this piece after he witnessed so many people make very poor choices with their granted wishes. Able to reverse any wish at a distance of over 6 centuries it was very powerful. However, Aladdin reversed a wish that he wished he hadn't and got incredibly confused as to how to put which wish about wishing he hadn't right , so he returned it.
ATAT Ray Gun
The ATAT Ray Gun has been assembled from a bench mounted wine corker, bicycle parts, light fittings, heat gun parts, hosing, fire extinguisher mount, water pump parts and much more.
Atomic Chicken Roaster Ray Gun
Originally built for a crazy chicken farmer from the planet Flocklenin to roast chickens on the run. Great idea, but he was not a particularly good shot and he was closed down by the Flocklenin Food Safety Authority after he sold 16,000,000 half cooked chickens instead of 32,000,000 cooked half chickens. He sold the gun back to me to pay his legal bill.
Tenticlytus Ray Gun
The Tenticlytus was designed to be a behavioral correctional device for the authorities based at the Gauntiminano Bay Correctional Facility on Planet B153 (Caught Naughty Court to the locals). It was supposed to gently massage the nerve endings to help 'persuade' good behavior, but it basically tickled everyone to death in a 50 meter radius of the ray gun. Pictures were then leaked of what appeared to be everyone standing round laughing at a stack of dead bodies. The facility is now being shut down and i'm in hiding.
White Lightning Ray Gun
The White Lightning was designed and built for a local dentist. It is suitable for many tasks including tooth, hair, nail and head removal. It can also remove old fillings including the jaw bone and neck if required. This formidable dentistry device of absolute destruction could single handedly rid the human race of decay.
Unfortunately it is more likely to rid decay of the human race and the dentist it was made for had no teeth, so I figured I couldn't trust him with such a powerful piece of equipment.
Unfortunately it is more likely to rid decay of the human race and the dentist it was made for had no teeth, so I figured I couldn't trust him with such a powerful piece of equipment.
Vibratron Mega Hurts Ray Gun
The Vibratron Mega Hurts was a weapon designed to throw intense vibrational waves at the desired target. It was going to be capable of leveling buildings and disrupting electronic devices. Unfortunately even on the lowest setting it rattled the teeth from the operator causing intense pain. So... it has had the power unit removed and is now for sale as an ornament.
Voltazer Splitosa Ray Gun
Powered by enough volts to drain New York City grid this weapon is highly charged. It was some what of an oversight though that it users the person holding the gun as a conductor to power it up. Fried chicken anyone?
Fatboy Ray Gun
I was asked to create this deadly weapon for the the largest bounty hunter in the universe. Having never met him, it was way too small!
Flash Gordon Ray Gun
World Of Wearable Art commission with working laser.
This iconic ray gun was owned by Flash Gordon. It was not widely known that he even possessed such a sleek and powerful weapon. According to Flash, he was Flash enough without having the Gucci of ray guns on his hip. So it has been hiding on the top shelf of his wardrobe for years.
This iconic ray gun was owned by Flash Gordon. It was not widely known that he even possessed such a sleek and powerful weapon. According to Flash, he was Flash enough without having the Gucci of ray guns on his hip. So it has been hiding on the top shelf of his wardrobe for years.
Vowelerizer Ray Gun
The Vowelerizer is a literary weapon for removing vowels from speech and written word. A commissioned piece for a rather disturbed cunning linguist who had evil intensions. It is currently switched off as I type, but if I turn it on… Y wll s hw t llmnts vwls cmpltly frm vry wrd n sntnc, ffctvly stppng cmmnctn. t ls wrks n spch! S dcdd nt t gv t t th clnt.
Maximus Regalius Steampunk Ray Gun
This epic roman ray gun was uncovered at a building site in Clyde, New Zealand. It is believed to be the gun of a local junk artist. Son to his parents, brother to his sister, brother to his brother, father to his two children and over all a little bit odd.
Chariots Of Fire Steampunk Ray Gun
Inspired by Roman Gladiator sports and chariot racing.
Alien Ray Gun
This intricate weapon was located at a UFO crash site. Little is known about what powers it or how it actually works. Every now and then the green bit glows and scrambles my brain, but then, ooo it's glowing... I, um, oh yeah... PEANUTS!
6 Blunderbuster Steampunk Ray Gun
Based on the blunderbuss of old, this weapon was supposed to be a little nostalgic, but due to the fluted end, the rays emitted were unable to be aimed successfully, even in a riot. Hence it is no longer made. Too much Blunder and not enough Buster!
C3PO's Star Wars Ray Gun
This ray gun was made for C3PO for the upcoming Star Wars Episode VII to help him protect himself against the forces that are about to awaken. I found him asleep at the bar and despite my efforts I was unable to wake him. I guess he has been asleep for a couple of decades! I wonder how many of them are going to bother waking up for Episode VII?
Please Note: For licensing reasons the power source has been removed.
Please Note: For licensing reasons the power source has been removed.
Stubby Snubster Ray Gun
Ideal for snubbing out small problems such as Tom Thumb (infamous molecule thief), the Stubby Snubster is a short range, short shot weapon designed for short people who are short on ammo. There is only one of these in existence, so supply is also short!
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